I (the couch) have seen a lot of butts. My owner has to clean me a lot due to my light color but I tried adding a little spunk by puting stripes on myself. I get a cleaning once a week and a nice spray so I stay fresh. Thankfully those dogs don't chew on me but them kids, Oh let me tell ya they love to put drinks and other things on me. I had some previous owners but they said i was too small and oh so uncomfortable so i was put out. My new family needed something so I was taking in out of the cold wet weather. I try to fit in but I guess they are on the prowl for something new, dark, and cushiony to relax on.
I guess im an out of style butt sitter
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