This couch I hate, hope it's not to late.
It's ugly and Blah and scratchy too.
Bought to be durable, can't wait for it to die
to buy a new couch, I can't lie
would be a dream immeasurable!
My husband laughs at my arrears,
Can’t buy a new couch for 20 years.
Please help me, I have been crabby,
And find a couch so I’ll be happy.
What: Hate my couch
When: In my living room
Why: it's ugly, scratchy and very uncomfortable
How: I bought it 12 years ago and yes, I have remorse.