I've seen better days!

Take this job and shove it. You couchhog

Where do i begin... i've had a rough life right from the start. Damaged in the warehouse i was sold at a discount price.

I grewup with aunt gina and her three kids. I loved my job and the Price Is Right at first, but then that dog of theirs would chew my feet and my arms. well she didn't want me anymore so i spent the rest of my days at her sisters house with missmtched recliners. Thoughs recliners thought they were so much better than me. Just because i had some wear and tear. Everything really went downhill after the second season of Jersey Shore, when i realized Snookie would never take me for who i am on the inside. NOT for my appearances. Listen to me ramble on.

Anyway i watch channel 7 news every day and i figured this contest is my way to retirement.please let my owner win so i can rest in peaces. sincerly, BROKEN COUCH

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