View from the front.

They're Newlywed and I'm Nearly Dead!!!!

Holy couch! Me-oh-my!
Where do I begin?
I belong to some newlyweds,
And I’m uglier than sin.

I wobble when I’m laid upon,
I creak when someone sits.
And as for my cushions,
Well, they’re in the splits.

My Southwestern colors,
Are ugly and they clash,
And when you sit upon me,
You sink down on your…butt.

I’m definitely ancient,
And I’ve lost two of my feet,
A new couch for my owners,
Would be a well-deserved treat.

Please, please vote for them,
If you could be so kind.
Because if you think my front’s not bad,
Just check out my behind!

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Anonymous says ... on Friday, Oct 2 at 8:49 AM

awesome poem! u'd get my vote

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Jessie says ... on Tuesday, Sep 29 at 7:59 AM

couch is ugly! Poem is neat--much thought put in this.

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