Breaking news!! Abandoned sofa on county route 5 in the Town of Lyme was the site of a pig bust today. Under-aged party broken up by concerned motorist. Older piglets were reported to be on a beer run and were apprehened at the local grocery. No turkeys were noted at scene, so no "fowl" play is suspected. Partiers were also charged with vandalism.
The couch was not vaccinated for swine flu and had to be quarantined!! Doctors and veterinarians on scene were very cautious as the couch was loaded into a sanitation truck for further evaluation.
The piglets are now under foster care at Thousand Islands Swinery.